This is the sector within the American Cosmos where the nobbies meet the trail. The mission of the South California Border Guardians is to observe and report suspicious and illegal activities to the proper authorities. There are two primary weapons utilized by the Guardians in the stewardship of America's southern border in California - the deterrence of our presence and our smartphones make us formidable opponents to illegalities.
Most Americans are content to sit back, stare at a screen, and offer stupid and useless comments of asinine braggadocio.
The Valley of the Moon. This country is as dangerous as it gets! There are cartel killers out here. Two weeks after this patrol, on Jan. 22, 2025, several hikers were robbed and shot.
But, then again, we are not goofy beta males wearing safari hats taking pictures. A Smugglers cave deep within the Valley of the Moon along the border near Jacumba, CA. We are all packin'.
Coming right at You!
This video is of a confrontation with drug runners at the Carizo Gorge. Please forgive the dental work, but even that does not stop our patrols. Years ago, riding in the desert, I had a heaping helping of crossbar that knocked me and my teeth out cold.
This is a private video of the South California Border Guardians on a routine patrol from Ranch Annie to the border at Cottonwood Creek. The locations of the illegal aliens we encounter in this video are immediately reported to the CBP.
This is the oldest known photograph of the Guardians on patrol. Circa 1980 at the All American Canal near Buttercup. Yes, we rode without helmets and body armor until we started losing friends for not wearing helmets and body armor.
